Simcity Societies - Review by Dream Master from the ZoomCities IT Community
Are you considering purchasing Simcity Societies? DON’T DO IT!
ahem…. let me rephrase that. Are you a fan of the Simcity series like I am and then fell for all of Electronic Art’s hype on the newest Simcity and bought the game? If the answer is no, then please go buy the game now so that I can ridicule you. On the other hand if the answer was yes then, RUN don’t walk to the nearest lawyer and demand retribution and justice!
hmmmm, alright alright, this is a review after all. Where to start.
The Good
The box! It looks like Simcity, it smells like Simcity, it even tastes like Simcity. (This is the last good thing you will hear about Simcity Societies in this review)
The Bad
The Install! If you actually get past this part you are one of the few who succeeded! … I did
The Startup! If you actually get it to start up you are one of the few of the few who got it to install to get it to start. … again I did. (sigh)
The game!
- the short version - What the (Bleepin) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleepin Bleep) is this (Bleep)!! (Bleep)!!!
- the long version - It sure the heck ain’t by Maxis, and it is not Simcity! This piece of trash is nothing but blocks. There is no challenge, no reason, no nothing. All you do is plant homes, buildings, and odds and ends. They don’t develop, they don’t do anything but sit there and look pretty. EA claims this is more of a mayoral simulator than the “god” simulator the others were. It is quite (Bleep) the opposite! Simcity, Simcity 2000, Simcity 3000, and especially Simcity 4 are great games where you are a mayor fulfilling the needs of a city in order to achieve results. Simcity Societies you are a god developing your own world. You want 20 workers, stick a house down. Want them to work in an office, stick a building down. You don’t even have to build roads, you can stick a house in one corner of the map and a work place in another, and a nightclub in another, and just stick down a subway entrance. No tunnels, no electricity, no pipes and no roads.
I almost agree with all of the people I read asking for class action lawsuits over this farce of a game. It is shameful to slap the Simcity name on it, and this piece of trash is so blatantly pointless a cat could go to sleep on the keyboard and play it.
The so called achievements in the game probably would not even please a new born baby. If you got the simoleans you just keep adding buildings with no commerce, industry or residential concerns at all and you get every achievement without even caring about it.
Even the so called game patches to add difficulty to the game, all it changed was how fast you can do everything by slowing down the income.
Aside from the meaningless gameplay, the game is horribly programmed. It uses up so much memory that even 4 gb systems can run out of memory after some time. The graphics are slow even on high end systems because of memory leaks and poor programming. They did build in an autosave feature that saves very frequently because the game is going to crash a lot. It was never stable so they instituted this frequent autosave system.
The Ugly
Do yourself a favor if you intend to buy this game. Look at the pretty box, then put it back on the shelf.
Then go to http://myminicity.com/ and applaud the quality of this javascript based simcity over the farce Simcity Societies. (My Mini City is a simcity like script that all you do is visit it once a day.) My minicity is http://merkamanost.myminicity.com/
Go make your own for the fun of it, no sign ups or anything, just a curious oddity.